About VardanPessachWJ
Ione Skye:

Ione Skye Naked
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Information:
Name: Ione Skye
Born: 1971-09-04
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
Went to Coney Island on a Mission from God... Be Back by Five (1998), Dry Cycle (2003), River's Edge (1986), Jump (1999), It's Called the Sugar Plum (1991)
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Rupert Everett:

Rupert Everett
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Information:
Name: Rupert Everett
Born: 1959-05-29
Height: 1.93
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Filmography:
Bravo Profiles (2002), T4 (2004), Festival di Sanremo (2004), The View (2007), Madonna Rising (1998)
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Michael Welch:

Michael Welch Nude
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Information:
Name: Michael Welch
Born: 1987-07-25
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Birds of Prey (2002), Crossing Jordan (2006), House of Mouse (2002), Mickey's Magical Christmas: Snowed in at the House of Mouse (2001), Ladies Man (2000)
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How come it takes so little time for a
child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to
stay
out all night?
TooantuhGorryUp
Policeman: Why
didn't you obey that
stop sign?
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
WhitmoreSeagerxq
yo mama is so stupid when
she asked me
what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said
Levis.
ThorleyCaradogkX
Doctor, Doctor I think I need
glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
CayleCeldtunSN
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a
Polish wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
HewettKearnXT
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
is
a lift!
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't stop
at this floor!
CormackQuaidxU
Have you heard about the
elephant that
went on a crash diet ?
He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire
engines !
AshkiiDighinCorinDJ
Why did the elephant
paint his toenails
red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
TeetonkaDouneVy
What did the bald man say when he got
a
comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
AzraelBrodeeSd
What
do you get if you drop a piano on a
team's defence?
A flat back four!
CowynZenonJi